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Tuesday, 21 June 2011 Year

16:00

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Òàëàíò

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Saturday, 18 June 2011 Year

15:29

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And the superstars sucked into the supermassive black hole (c)
Ðåä÷àéøåå âî Âñåëåííîé ÿâëåíèå çàôèêñèðîâàëè àñòðîíîìû, îòñíÿâ êàê çâåçäó çàñàñûâàåò â ÷åðíóþ äûðó â öåíòðå ãàëàêòèêè.

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Sunday, 12 June 2011 Year

11:50

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Ailurophile A cat-lover.

Îáÿçàííîñòè êîòà
— Êîò äîëæåí çàùèùàòü ÷åëîâåêà îò êîìíàòíûõ ðàñòåíèé.
— Êîò ïîñòîÿííî äîëæåí ïîääåðæèâàòü ÷åëîâåêà â ôîðìå, çàñòàâëÿÿ åãî íåïðåñòàííî äâèãàòüñÿ ïî êâàðòèðå, íàãèáàòüñÿ, ñîáèðàÿ ðó÷êè, êàðàíäàøè, íîñêè è ò.ä.
— Êîò äîëæåí êðåïêî äåðæàòü çóáàìè ðó÷êó èëè êàðàíäàø, ïîêà ÷åëîâåê ïûòàåòñÿ ïèñàòü.
— Êîò ïîñòîÿííî äîëæåí ïðîâîäèòü ðåâèçèþ â õîëîäèëüíèêå, äàæå åñëè ÷åëîâåê ýòîãî íå õî÷åò. Åñëè îí íå õî÷åò — çíà÷èò, ÷òî-òî òàì ïðÿ÷åò, è ñ ýòèì ÷òî-òî ñëåäóåò õîðîøåíüêî ðàçîáðàòüñÿ, à ïîòîì óæ ïðèçâàòü ê îòâåòó ñàìîãî ÷åëîâåêà.
— Êîò äîëæåí ñëåäèòü çà ìîäîé. Åñëè íûí÷å â ìîäå DVD-ñèñòåìû, çíà÷èò, è ñîâðåìåííûé êîò äîëæåí èäòè â íîãó ñ ýïîõîé è ïåðèîäè÷åñêè çàãëÿäûâàòü â íîâîìîäíóþ àïïàðàòóðó, ñòàðàÿñü ðàçîáðàòüñÿ, ÷òî ê ÷åìó è äëÿ ÷åãî íóæåí âîò ýòîò ãîëóáîé ïðîâîä.
— Êîò äîëæåí íî÷üþ êàæäûé ÷àñ ïðîâåðÿòü, íå çàïîëçëà ëè ïîä îäåÿëî ÷åëîâåêó êàêàÿ-íèáóäü çìåÿ.
— Êîò âðåìÿ îò âðåìåíè äîëæåí òðåíèðîâàòü ñåáÿ íà ñëó÷àé íåïðåäâèäåííîãî öèðêîâîãî âûñòóïëåíèÿ. Äëÿ ýòîãî îí äîëæåí ïåðèîäè÷åñêè óñòðàèâàòü ïîëåòû ïîä êóïîëîì äîìà, ïðûæêè ñ ãàðäèíû íà ëþñòðó è îáðàòíî, âñåâîçìîæíûå çàïðûãèâàíèÿ.
— Êîò äîëæåí ïîìíèòü, ÷òî óøè è íîñ ïåðåä ñíîì ÷åëîâåê ìîåò ðåäêî, ïîýòîìó, êîãäà îí (÷åëîâåê) óêëàäûâàåòñÿ ñïàòü, êîò äîëæåí, âçãðîìîçäèâøèñü åìó íà ãîëîâó, âûëèçàòü íà÷èñòî è íîñ, è óøè.
— Êîò äîëæåí ïîìîãàòü ÷åëîâåêó ðàññòèëàòü ïîñòåëü, âíèìàòåëüíî íàáëþäàÿ, ÷òîáû ïîä ïðîñòûíåé íå îêàçàëîñü íèêàêèõ ïðåäìåòîâ.
— Êîò äîëæåí ïîìíèòü, ÷òî ñîí äëÿ ÷åëîâåêà — ýòî ïóñòàÿ òðàòà âðåìåíè, ïîýòîìó, çàâèäåâ ñïÿùåãî ÷åëîâåêà, íåîáõîäèìî òóò æå åãî ðàçáóäèòü, ïðûãíóâ ñî øêàôà åìó íà æèâîò, à åùå ëó÷øå íà ãîëîâó.
— Êîò äîëæåí îòãîíÿòü îò ÷åëîâåêà ïëîõèå ñíû. Åñëè êîò çàìåòèò, ÷òî ÷åëîâåê âîðî÷àåòñÿ â ïîñòåëè, îí íåïðåìåííî äîëæåí ïðûãíóòü ÷åëîâåêó íà ãîëîâó è íà÷àòü îòãîíÿòü äóðíûå ñíû è êîøìàðû.
— Êîò äîëæåí îòó÷àòü ÷åëîâåêà îò òàêîé âðåäíîé ïðèâû÷êè, êàê õðàï. Äëÿ ýòîãî âïîëíå äîñòàòî÷íîå ñóíóòü ëàïó èëè æå ñâîé ïóøèñòûé õâîñò â îòêðûòûé ðîò õðàïÿùåãî ÷åëîâåêà.
— Êîò äîëæåí êàæäîå óòðî íàïîìèíàòü ÷åëîâåêó ñòàðóþ ïîñëîâèöó: “êòî ðàíî âñòàåò, òîìó Áîã äàåò”. È ÷åì ðàíüøå âñòàíåò ÷åëîâåê, òåì áîëüøå åìó (à çàîäíî è êîòó) äàñò Áîã.
— Êîò äîëæåí ñàì âðåìÿ îò âðåìåíè óñòðàèâàòü âëàæíóþ óáîðêó â äîìå. Äëÿ ýòîãî âïîëíå äîñòàòî÷íî âûòàùèòü èç êóõîííîé ðàêîâèíû ãóáêó äëÿ ìûòüÿ ïîñóäû è, ïåðåòàùèâ åå â êîìíàòó, ðàçîðâàòü íà ìåëêèå ÷àñòè — òàê óäîáíåå ñäåëàòü óáîðêó.
— Êîò äîëæåí äåëèòüñÿ ñ ÷åëîâåêîì âñåì, ÷òî ó íåãî åñòü. Ïîñòîÿííî îòäàâàòü ÷àñòü ìåõà íà óòåïëåíèå îäåæäû è ïîëà è âûêèäûâàòü ïîëîâèíó åäû èç ÷àøêè.
— Êîò äîëæåí ïåòü ïåñíè, ÷òîáû äîñòàâëÿòü ÷åëîâåêó ðàäîñòü. Äàæå åñëè ïåñíè ãðóñòíûå.
— Êîò äîëæåí ïðîâåðÿòü, ïî êàêîé ïðè÷èíå êòî-òî íå çàêðûë øêàô èëè òóìáî÷êó è íå çàäâèíóë ÿùèê.
— Êîò äîëæåí çíàòü ÷òî ëåæèò âî âñåõ êîðîáêàõ è ïàêåòàõ. È íà ëè÷íîì îïûòå óáåäèòüñÿ, íà ñêîëüêî òàì óäîáíî è õîðîøî íàõîäèòüñÿ.
— Êîò äîëæåí âî âðåìÿ ñíà ÷åëîâåêà çàãëóøàòü íàðóæíèé øóì, ãðîìêî óð÷à ïîä óõîì.
— Êîò äîëæåí âûòèðàòü ïûëü è ñîáèðàòü íà ñåáÿ ãðÿçü, ïðîíèêàÿ âî âñå òðóäíîäîñòóïíûå ìåñòà.
— Êîò äîëæåí îòñûïàòüñÿ çà ÷åëîâåêà, âñåõ åãî ðîäñòâåííèêîâ, äðóçåé è ñîñåäåé âìåñòå âçÿòûõ.

Comment: 2 (12 Jun 2011 20:59)

Friday, 10 June 2011 Year

15:56

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Ñàìûé òðóäíûé ýêçàìåí ïîçàäè, è ñëåäóþùèé áóäåò òîëüêî 17. Ìîæíî íåìíîæêî ðàññëàáèòüñÿ)

Tuesday, 07 June 2011 Year

19:42

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Êîãäà ÿ ñìîòðåëà Íàðíèþ, ÿ íå ìîãëà íå óäèâëÿòüñÿ òîìó, ÷òî îíè òàê ñïîêîéíîé îòòóäà óõîäÿò.
Åñëè áû íà èõ ìåñòå áûëà ÿ, òî ÿ âöåïèëàñü áû â ïåðâîå äåðåâî, õðåí áû êòî ìåíÿ îò íåãî îòîðâàë

Monday, 06 June 2011 Year

09:50

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Îñòðûé ïñèõîç - Âû ãîâîðèòå ñ êîøêîé.

Îñòðûé ãàëëþöèíàòîðíûé ïñèõîç - Âû ãîâîðèòå ñ íåñóùåñòâóþùåé êîøêîé.

Ïàðàíîéÿ - Âû áîèòåñü ñáîëòíóòü ëèøíåãî ïðè êîøêå.

Øèçîôðåíèÿ - Êîøêà ãîâîðèò âíóòðè Âàñ.

Íåâðàñòåíèÿ - Âû æàëóåòåñü êîøêå, êîøêà ìîë÷èò, Âàñ èãíîðèðóåò è Âàì ýòî êàæåòñÿ ñîâåðøåííî íåâûíîñèìûì ©

Comment: 3 (07 Jun 2011 20:47)

Tuesday, 31 May 2011 Year

18:45

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Òàéíûé äíåâíèê äåâóøêè ïî âûçîâ
Õàííà ñîâñåì íå òàêàÿ êàê êàæåòñÿ íà ïåðâûé âçãëÿä. Ñ âèäó óñïåøíàÿ, çàêîíîïîñëóøíàÿ, ìîëîäàÿ îñîáà, ëþáÿùàÿ ïîâåñåëèòüñÿ ñ äðóçüÿìè. Íî îíà æå îäíîâðåìåííî è Áýëëü, îäíà èç ñàìûõ âûñîêîîïëà÷èâàåìûõ ýëèòíûõ äåâóøåê ïî âûçîâó â Ëîíäîíå. Ó Õàííû è Áýëëü îäíè è òå æå öåëè, îíè ëþáÿò ñåêñ, îíè ëþáÿò äåíüãè.

Òàê êàê áëèæàéøèé ýêçàìåí ó ìåíÿ áóäåò 10 ÷èñëà (ãîòîâèòüñÿ ê íåìó ñåé÷àñ íå èìååò ñìûñëà, òàê êàê âñå ðàâíî âñå çàáóäó çà ïàðó äíåé) íà ìåíÿ ñâàëèëàñü öåëàÿ êó÷à ñâîáîäíîãî âðåìåíè. Íàêîíåö-òî ÿ ñìîãëà äîñìîòðåòü ýòîò ñåðèàë.
Íåñìîòðÿ íà òî, ÷òî â íåì öåëûõ ÷åòûðå ñåçîíà ñìîðèòüñÿ îí äîâîëüíî áûñòðî, åñëè, êîíå÷íî, ó âàñ åñòü íåìíîãî ñâîáîäíîãî âðåìåíè. Êîðîòêèå ñåðèè íå ñâÿçàíû ìåæäó ñîáîé êàêèì-íèáóäü çàïóòàííûì ñþæåòîì. Äà, è ñþæåò êàê òàêîâîé íåñèëüíî ïðîÿâëÿåòñÿ.
Ñðåäè ïëþñîâ ñåðèàëà õîðîøèé þìîð è íåñòàíäàðòíûé ïîäõîä ê, êàçàëîñü áû, áàíàëüíîé â êèíåìàòîãðàôå ñèòóàöèè (âî âñÿêîì ñëó÷àå, ÿ íå ðàç íàòûêàëàñü íà ôèëüìû ñ ïîõîæåé òåìîé). È åùå îäíà íåîáû÷íàÿ âåùü ñåðèàëà – ÷åòâåðòûé ñåçîí, êîòîðûé ïîêàçûâàåò íàì, ÷òî æå ïðîèñõîäèò ïîñëå Õåïïè Ýíäà.

Comment: 1 (02 Jun 2011 16:14)

08:36

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ß õî÷ó â Êàíàäó.. Õî÷ó â èþëå +25..+27

Friday, 27 May 2011 Year

14:28

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"Âîëäåìîðò ìíîãîêðàòíî ïîëó÷àåò ïî ìîðäå îò Äæîðäæà è Ôðåäà («Áëèçíåöû Óèçëè áûëè ñóðîâî íàêàçàíû: îíè çàãîâîðèëè ñíåæêè, ÷òîáû òå ïîâñþäó ïðåñëåäîâàëè Êâèððåëëà, óäàðÿñü è îòñêàêèâàÿ îò åãî òþðáàíà»)"

Comment: 3 (31 May 2011 21:48)

Tuesday, 24 May 2011 Year

13:04

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À ÿ â÷åðà ñàìà âåëà ïàðó ^__^
È òåïåðü íå áîþñü ïðåïîäàâàòåëüñêîé ïðàêòèêè íà ïÿòîì êóðñå

(íåò, áîþñü êîíå÷íî æå, íî òåïåðü çíàþ, ÷òî ýòî íå ñìåðòåëüíî)

Comment: 6 (08 Jun 2011 09:08)

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