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Tuesday, 26 September 2006 Year

09:34

Ðóññêèå íàðîäíûå ñêàçêè íà ñîâðåìåííûé ëàä

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Æèë íà ñâåòå Èâàíóøêà. È âåñèë îí 150 êèëîãðàìì. Ðåøèë îí îòïðàâèòñÿ çà òðèäåâÿòü çåìåëü. Âñïðûãíóë íà ñâîåãî êîíüêà. È ñòàëè ïîòîì çâàòüêîíüêà — Ãîðáóíêîì, à Èâàíóøêó — Äóðà÷êîì.

Êàòàëñÿ Êîëîáîê ïî ìèðó. Âåñü ìèð îáîøåë. Hî ñëó÷èëîñü Ñ íèì íåñ÷àñòüå. Ïîïàë îí â 2002 ãîäó â Êîðåþ íà ÷åìïèîíàò ìèðà. È îí ñèëüíî ïîæàëåë, ÷òî óøåë îò áàáóøêè.

Æèëè ó áàáóñè äâà âåñåëûõ ãóñÿ. À âåñåëûå îíè áûëè ïîòîìó, ÷òî ðîñëî â îãîðîäå ìíîãî êîíîïëè. È ïðèøåë êàê òî ê íèì ìàëü÷èê Ãàíñ. È óãîñòèëè åãî ãóñè ïëàíîì. È ïîøëè ó ìàëü÷èêà ãëþêè. Ñêàçàë îí ÷òî ïî íåì êðûñû áåãàþò. È âçÿë îí ïàëêó è ñêàçàë ÷òî ýòî äóäêà. Ïîòîì åãî ïðîáèëî íà èçìåíó è îí ïðûãíóë â ðåêó è óòîíóë ñî âñåìè êðûñàìè.

Æèëè áûëè Àëè Áàáà è ñîðîê ðàçáîéíèêîâ. À ìåíòû â òåõ êðàÿõ áûëè êðóòûå — ïîëêîâíèê È. Ìóðîìåö è êàïèòàí À. Ïîïîâè÷. Hî ñàìûé ñòðàøíûé áûë ñòàðøèé ïðàïîðùèê Ä. Hèêèòè÷. È ïðèøëîñü Àëè Áàáå âçÿòü Ñîëîâüÿ Ðàçáîéíèêà ÷òî áû íà øóõåðå ñòîÿë. ÈÁî îí ñâèñòåë õîðîøî.

Æèë áûë êóïåö. È ïîåõàë îí â êîìàíäèðîâêó â Àôãàíèñòàí. È ïîïðîñèëà åãî äî÷ü ïðèâåñòè åé òîëüêî Àëåíüêèé Öâåòî÷åê. È ïðèâåç îòåö öâåòî÷åê. È ïîñàäèëà åãî äî÷ü. È âûðîñëî ó íåå ïîëå ìàêà. È æèëè îíè ïîòîì ñ÷àñòëèâî, íî íåäîëãî.

Óâèäåë êàê òî Èâàíóøêà â ðåêå êóïàþùóþñÿ Åëåíó Ïðåêðàñíóþ. È òàê îí îáðàäîâàëñÿ, ÷òî ïî óñàì äàæå òåêëî. Õîðîøî õîòü â ðîò íå ïîïàëî

Comment: 34 (27 Sep 2006 13:14)
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âñåì áàíæþð è îñîáåííî ìîåé íîâîé Ï× KyCuK

çâåçäà÷êè ãîâîðÿò ÷òî "Ñåãîäíÿ âû ðèñêóåòå ïåðåòðóäèòüñÿ, äàæå íå îñîáåííî íàäðûâàÿñü â ñòðåìëåíèè ïåðåäåëàòü âñå, ÷òî òîëüêî ìîæíî. Ïðîñòî ýòîò äåíü âîâñå íå ïðåäíàçíà÷åí äëÿ ïàõîòû."

ýòà î÷åíü ïóãàåò , ïîýòîìó ðàáîòàòü ñåäíÿ îòêàçûâàþñü íàïðî÷ü

óäèâèòåëüíî äàæå, ÷òî ñåäíÿ íå ñëûøíî "Ïñññ, ïñññ"

âîîáùñ÷åì âñåì ïîçèòèâà æåëàþ
è
ìóëüòåã

Îòêðûòü ôëýø ôèëüì â íîâîì îêíå

Comment: 24 (27 Sep 2006 13:10)
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Monday, 25 September 2006 Year

14:03

ýòî êàíåöú

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îïðåäåëåííî ïåðåðàáîòàëñÿ

áðàò äîëæåí áûë çàáðàòü Ðîìêó èç øêîëû è îòâåñòè ê ðîäèòåëÿì
çâîíþ ðîäèòåëÿì , òðóáêó áåðåò Ðîìà

êîíúÿ÷îê è æàðà ñäåëàëè ñâîå äåëî , è ÿ íå íàøåë íè÷åãî áîëåå óìíîãî , ñïðîñèë - "Ïðèâåò, à òû óæå äîìà ?"
- " Ïàï, íó à òû ñàì òî êàê äóìàåøü ? "

Comment: 33 (27 Sep 2006 13:05)
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13:04

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íó íå äàþò ðàáîòàòü ñïîêîéíî

ïðèåõàë êîëëåãà ñ Êðûìà, ïðèâåç êðûìñêèé êîíüÿê è àðáóç

áàøêà ïîåõàëà

Comment: 43 (27 Sep 2006 13:06)
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çà ÷òî ?

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ÿ íîðêîìàí îò èíåòà
ìíå íóæíî äåëàòü î÷åò , êîòîðûé ÿ âîîáùå òî ñäåëàëòü äîëæåí áûë ãäåòî â èþëå

ñåãîäÿí ïîñëåäíèé äåíü, åñëè ÿ íå ñäåëàþ ìåíÿ çàêàòàþò â àñôàëü è ïðîåäóò ñâåðõó ðàç 20

ïûòàþñü, ìîçê âîñïàëåí , íî âñå ðàâíî êàæäûå 15-20 ìèíóò ïûòàþñü ïðîëåçòü íà ôîðóì - ïàìàãèòå

íàø íîâûé ðàáîòíåã òâåðäûé êàê ñòîëåòíèé áàîáàá - ÷åë âîîáùå íå ðóáèò â êîìïàõ, íó íàôèãà ñïðàøèâàåòñÿ òàêèõ áðàòü â îôåñ, éîïòà õîòü áû êíèæêó ïî÷èòàë "êîìïüþòåð äëÿ ÷àéíèêîâ " ÷òîëè

Ãîâîðþ, ñîçäàé íîâóþ ïàïêó íà äåñêòîïå !
â îòâåò " à êàê ?"

ýòîãî äÿòëà ïîñàäèëè åùå ðÿäîì ñî ìíîé

, ìëÿ òàê îí ñèäèò è åñëè ÷òî òî íåïîíÿòíî íà÷èíàåò òèïî ìåíÿ çâàòü , âîò òàê " ïññññ" ñóñëåã áëèí

ñåäíÿ ñèäåë ïñûêàë âñå óòðî, óòðîì Íîðòîí âûêèíóë òàáëèöó , ÷òî íóæíî îáíîâëåíèå, àâòîìàòè÷åñêîå ó íåãî îòêëþ÷åíî - "Ïññññ!"
ïîñòàâèë íà àâòîìàò , ãîâîðþ æäè êîãäà ñêà÷àåòñÿ
ñêà÷àëîñü - ñíîâà - Ïñññ!
íó ÷òî ìëÿ , îïÿòü ????
òàì ãîâîðèò êàêèå òî êíîïêè âûñêî÷èëè !!!

ÿ ãîâîðþ ñêîêà è êàêèå ?

Yes è No
íó ÿ ãîâîðþ , æìè Yes . íå îøèáåøñÿ

÷åðåç ïîëìèíóòû - Ïñññ!!!! Ñàíÿ ÷å äåëàòü , ó ìåíÿ âîîáùå êîìï âûðóáèëñÿ !!!!

íó éîïòåëü , ýòî æå êîìï ðåñòàðòèðóåòñÿ !!!

ùàñ âðîäå óñïîêîèëñÿ, ñèäèò â èíòåðíåòå êîïàåòñÿ , äóðåíü , îêíî íà ïîëýêðàíà - íå çíàåò êàê ìàêñèìèçèðîâàòü

íå áóäó ãîâîðèòü , à òî ñëèøêîì ìíîãî íîâîãî åñëè óçíàåò çà äåíü , ìîæåò çàìûêàíèå â ÷åðåïíîé êîðîáêå ñëó÷èòüñÿ

ñ ýòèì âðîäå ðàçîáðàëèñü, òóò ó äðóãîãî áåäà

çîâåò ìåíÿ - Ó ìåíÿ ìîçèëà íå ðàáîòàåò !!!
â ÷åì äåëî , ãîâîðþ ?
- äà âîò íå õîòÿò ñàéòû îòêðûâàòüñÿ, òî îòêðîåòñÿ òî íå îòêðîåòñÿ
ß - íó òàê ìîæåò íà ñàéòå ïðîáëåìà, äðóãèå ðàáîòàþò ?
- äà êîãäà êàê, ýòî íàâåðíî ìîçèëà ãëþ÷íàÿ, çà÷åì òû ìíå åå óñòàíîâèë??

âçÿë êîðî÷å åìó èíåòîâñêèé ïðîâîä çàñóíóë äî êîíöà â êîìï , äî ùåë÷êà

òåïåðü ãîâîðþ âñå áóäåò ðàáîòàòü

âîò òàêèå âîò òðóäîâûå áóäíè äðóçüÿ, ñ êåì ïðèõîäèòñÿ ðàáîòàòü

Comment: 25 (27 Sep 2006 13:08)
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07:53

ïàíåäåëüíèã

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Ãàðàñïêîï âðåò

"Ñåãîäíÿ âû áóäåòå âîëüíîé ïòèöåé, íèêàêèå äåëà èëè îáÿçàòåëüñòâà íå áóäóò âàñ äåðæàòü. Ëåòàéòå â ñâîå óäîâîëüñòâèå."

Óæå çàâàëèëè âñÿêèìè çàïàðàìè , ñâîëî÷è

Õîòÿ íà ðàáîòó êàê íå ñòðàííî øåë îõîòíî

Íàäåþñü,, äðóçüÿ ó âàñ ñåãîäíÿøíåå óòðî ïîëåãøå âûäàëîñü

ìóëüòåã ñ óòðà

áƒ¤áƒšáƒ”áƒ¨ áƒ¤áƒ˜áƒšáƒ›áƒ˜áƒ¡ áƒ’áƒáƒ®áƒ¡áƒœáƒ áƒáƒ®áƒáƒš áƒ¤áƒáƒœáƒ¯áƒáƒ áƒáƒ¨áƒ˜

ñóñëåã ææåò

Comment: 3 (27 Sep 2006 10:50)

Saturday, 23 September 2006 Year

13:55

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ó ìåíÿ íîâàÿ ÷èòàòåëüíèöà , è èìÿ åå ÷Óïàëèíà, äîáðî ïîæàëîâàòü , êîìàíäèð êîðàáëÿ è ýêèïàæ ïðèâåòñòâóþò

ñåäíÿ áûë æåñêèé ñóááîòíèé æîïïèíã , ãîíÿëè ïî ìàãàçàì , ïîêóïàëè îáîè è âñÿêóþ ïðî÷óþ õðåíü äëÿ ðåìîíòà , âñòðåòèëèñü ñ äðóçüìè, ñåìåéíîé ïàðîé , ïîñèäåëè â êàôåøêå, ïîæðàëè ïèööó ñ ïåôôêîì è ïîãîãîòàëè

êàê ÷èëàâåê óáèòûé æèçíüþ è ðåìîíòîì â ÷àñòíîñòè ÿ êàê òî ïîäçàáèë íà âûáîð öâåòà îáîåâ

åãî âûáèðàëà æåíà

òåïåðü ìîæíî áåãàòü ïî êîìíàòå è îðàòü "Þùåíêî!! Þùåíêî!! Òàê!! Òàê!!"
ïðàâèëüíî ìîè ìàëåíüêèå äðóçüÿ, îáîéêè ó íàñ áóäóò îðàíæåâîãî öâåòà

íàäî Ìàðèíêå êóïèòü íàêëàäíóþ êîñó è áóäåì ñ íåé èãðàòñî â ìàéäàí

ñåäíÿ êîðî÷å êîíêðåòíî îðàíæåâûé äåíü, âîò òàêîå ÿáëîêî âûðîñëî íà îãîðîäå

Comment: 51 (25 Sep 2006 08:54)
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Friday, 22 September 2006 Year

14:17

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ïðèãëàñèëè íà ñâèäàíèå

Comment: 50 (27 Sep 2006 10:12)
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ñëàâà àëëàõó, ïÿòíèöî

Öèòàòà:

Íå åøüòå ñåãîäíÿ íà çàâòðàê òÿæåëîé ïèùè, ýòî ïîìîæåò âàì ñîõðàíèòü õîðîøåå íàñòðîåíèå äî êîíöà äíÿ. Íà ðàáîòå ïîñòàðàéòåñü îñòàòüñÿ â ñòîðîíå îò èçëèøíå ãîðÿ÷èõ äèñêóññèé.

îäèí áóòåð ñ êîôå ýòî òÿæåëî èëè êàê ?

ãûãû, è ãîðÿ÷èõ äèññêóñèèé íå ïðèäâèäåòñÿ, èáî ñêîðî âåñü îôèñ ñâàëèò áóõàòü, íó êðîìå ìåíÿ êîíå÷íî ( ÿ âåäü íå êàêîé òî òàì îëêîãîëåã , ïðàâäà Ñèð¸æåíüêî ?

)

Comment: 10 (22 Sep 2006 12:29)

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íà ðàäîñòü Ñèð¸æå

íàäî áóäóò ñåáå àâó ïîñòàâèòü

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